A corporate email announcement advertises a Bath and Beauty Fair today:

Want to pamper or be pampered this Valentine’s Day? There will be a Bath & Beauty Fair from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on Monday Feb. 14 at the North Belt and Oak Park facilities. Featured will be exclusive Bath & Beauty products at discounted prices.

All proceeds will go to benefit local charities.

Oak Park
9 a.m. to 3 p.m
In the atrium by the escalators

So what is the first item that I see on the corner of the table? A Tae Bo Live fitness video! Ladies, would you like a fitness video for Valentine’s Day? How about a treadmill? Nothing says love like a liposuction! Perhaps this product needs a additional label: May Induce Cranial Injury on Valentine’s Day.